Jordan Morris has this thing.

Jul 2

Dolly Parton Live at Glastonbury

At 3:27 she takes out a tiny saxophone and plays Yakety Sax.


just decided i’m going to start calling ears of corn “rolls of corn” and you’re either with me or you’re against me.

I stand with Dave.


immolatemyself:

Happy Canada Day.

Rowsdower.

immolatemyself:

Happy Canada Day.

Rowsdower.

(via mattbraunger)


Jul 1
atmidnightcc:

Tonight Kumail is taking over our Twitter! Get your questions ready and use #KumailMail! 

#butts

atmidnightcc:

Tonight Kumail is taking over our Twitter! Get your questions ready and use #KumailMail! 

#butts


rickycarmona:

Tosh.0 writers/comedians Nick Malis, TK Kelly, and I are hitting the road for a minute!
Our first show is Thursday July 10th at The Cynic Cave in San Francisco! Tickets are available here!
Click on the dates and cities below for tickets!  
JULY 10th SAN FRANCISCO, CA:  THE CYNIC CAVE
JULY 11th PORTLAND, OR: THE ACTION ADVENTURE THEATER
JULY 12th PORTLAND, OR: ALBERTA ST. PUB
JULY 13th SEATTLE, WA: THE COMEDY UNDERGROUND 
JULY 14th SEATTLE, WA: CHOP SUEY
JULY 15th BOISE, ID:  LIQUID LAUGHS
JULY 16th  SALT LAKE CITY, UT: 5 MONKEYS
JULY 17th DENVER, CO: THE DENVER IMPROV
JULY 18th DENVER, CO: VOODOO COMEDY PLAYHOUSE
This is going to be so much fun!  I would love you more than I already do if you SPREAD THE WORD YA’ HEARD!
See you soon San Fran!

Looks like fun, don’t it?

rickycarmona:

Tosh.0 writers/comedians Nick Malis, TK Kelly, and I are hitting the road for a minute!

Our first show is Thursday July 10th at The Cynic Cave in San Francisco! Tickets are available here!

Click on the dates and cities below for tickets!  

JULY 10th SAN FRANCISCO, CA:  THE CYNIC CAVE

JULY 11th PORTLAND, OR: THE ACTION ADVENTURE THEATER

JULY 12th PORTLAND, OR: ALBERTA ST. PUB

JULY 13th SEATTLE, WA: THE COMEDY UNDERGROUND 

JULY 14th SEATTLE, WA: CHOP SUEY

JULY 15th BOISE, ID:  LIQUID LAUGHS

JULY 16th  SALT LAKE CITY, UT: 5 MONKEYS

JULY 17th DENVER, CO: THE DENVER IMPROV

JULY 18th DENVER, CO: VOODOO COMEDY PLAYHOUSE

This is going to be so much fun!  I would love you more than I already do if you SPREAD THE WORD YA’ HEARD!

See you soon San Fran!

Looks like fun, don’t it?


Jun 30

oldpaddy said: What are some of your favorite comic storylines/graphic novels? I remember you bringing up that you are a big DC guy on JJGO and you talked about Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow at some point.

…Man of Tomorrow is great. My other Supes favorites include All Star Superman, Red Son and Superman for All Seasons.  I’m also really enjoying Superman Unchained (though I know that’s not exactly the popular opinion), but I’ve got a real bone-zone for everything Scott Snyder.  Speaking of, his run on Batman has been AMAZING.  Read The Court of Owls if you haven’t already.  He’s got an original horror/sci-fi title at Dark Horse called The Wake which is also fantastic.  I honestly don’t read that much DC stuff these days, but I’d like to be.  Accepting suggestions for something ongoing.  I hear Green Arrow got good.  Can anyone confirm?

Brian K. Vaughn’s Saga is the best there is, but you already knew that.  There’s another great Image comic called Rat Queens that’s set in a LOTR/D&D-type world.   Some other random things I’ve enjoyed lately:

Delilah Dirk and the Turkish Lieutenant - Tony Cliff

Hawkeye - Matt Fraction

Black Widow - Nathan Edmonson

East of West - Jonathan Hickman

Superior Foes of Spiderman - Nick Spencer


misspryss said: Jordan, just wanted to tell you that the joke you made on JJGo about the IKEA phone tree saying "For Bjorn, press Fjorn" made me laugh so hard I almost drove off the Palisades Parkway and into a ditch.

Hey thanks!  I noticed that the products at Ikea have foreign names that are funny to me, an American.


Jun 24
atmidnightcc:

Learn about the miracle of childbirth from Busy Philipps and the rest of the panel on tonight’s show! Oh you missed it? Well it was born again online here!

This was a fun episode!  I dare you to watch it and not want to marry Busy Phillips

atmidnightcc:

Learn about the miracle of childbirth from Busy Philipps and the rest of the panel on tonight’s show! Oh you missed it? Well it was born again online here!

This was a fun episode!  I dare you to watch it and not want to marry Busy Phillips


Jun 23
Can’t… stop…looking…at…religious…Sonic…fan art.

Can’t… stop…looking…at…religious…Sonic…fan art.


Today at work I went down the weird, weird well of Sonic the Hedgehog fan art.  This is undisputed winner.

Today at work I went down the weird, weird well of Sonic the Hedgehog fan art.  This is undisputed winner.